Weather Collusion From Seattle’s Higher Ups

Honestly, I don’t want to talk about the Pacific Northwest’s climate this much, but events keep popping up that I am forced to address. Today’s post just wrote itself, and I’ll kind of be surprised if there’s power in the house when I want to post it.

First, there’s this headline in the Seattle PI: “Downpour tonight, summer scheduled for next week.”  Actually, the headline, and much of the article, now reads differently, as Seattle’s shadow government decided Seattle couldn’t handle the truth and executed this reporter.  However, here are some excerpts from that article as it read originally.

The National Weather Service calls the heavy rain, colder air and gusty winds dousing Western Washington and the Seattle area “a powerful storm more typical of autumn.”

[several paragraphs about how bad it will be]

Given the seeming space-time shift from hot August to wet November in the past few days, some wonder, Will we still have a summer left?

Remembering that the local summer and growing season was shortened by the coldest and gloomiest start to June since records have been kept, when snowplows were called out to open the mountain passes, the short answer to the question:

Yeah.

“We still have hopefully another month of summer with a little interruption for the next couple of days — it will get people ready for fall earlier,” said Art Gaebel, a meteorologist at the National Weather Service office in Seattle’s Sand Point neighborhood.

“It is unusual,” Gaebel said of the autumn preview. “Summer will be back, hopefully by next week.”

[lots of disaster-preparedness stuff.]

That just speaks for itself.

Oh, and here’s the forecast for next week, you know, when summer will be back after only two or three days of unseasonably chilly rain:

And in case that’s not enough, here’s a picture from campus yesterday.

That’s right, on August 19th Canadian Geese on on the autumnal flight south.  Argue with that, Seattlusionals.  It’s undeniable: This is Year Without A Summer Part Two.  It’s actually probably part Seventy-Five, but I’ve only been around to document one personally and another from press reports from what is probably another dead reporter.

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6 Responses to “Weather Collusion From Seattle’s Higher Ups”

  1. becky Says:

    I’d like to report that the news anchor’s facade slipped today when he said, on the air, “Just lie to us.” with regards to the current and foreseeable weather future.

  2. KEN Says:

    Seattle weather revealers unite! We need to start a Facebook group or something to connect to one another.

    Viva la revolution!

  3. becky Says:

    Also, I’ve been thinking that the whole Seattlites-don’t-need-no-stinkin’-umbrellas thing is not so much bravado as it is denial…

  4. KEN Says:

    Part of the denial is that they think it’s bravado.

  5. isabelita Says:

    Not all the Canada geese migrate; in fact, that’s been a “problem” here for a while, with people killing them, putting oil on the eggs to smother the developing embryos, etc. But that particular group could be migrating…
    Ha! This’ll drive ya nuts: Now, don’t those couple of lousy days make the past couple seem even lovelier? (True sign of weather psychosis…)

  6. KEN Says:

    =)

    Yes, and I enjoyed them in Portland, so my opinion has been further skewed. =)

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