Fuck You Toyota
So Toyota sold me a death trap. Thank god they talked me out of that Kia with the whole resale value argument because I bet these death traps are really going to hold their value. If they were a house, I think you could talk about my loan/mortgage as being underwater right now.
Not that resale value’s that big a deal for us…we were planning to drive this into the ground. Looks like we’ll be driving it into a wall instead.
The best part may be their response. “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”
If I am an owner of one of the affected vehicles, what action do I need to take?
Toyota is working quickly to prepare a correction remedy and will issue owner notifications in the future. No action is required at this time unless you feel you are experiencing this condition. If you are experiencing this condition, immediately contact your nearest Toyota Dealer for assistance.
Maybe they’re right. After all, how bad could the problem be if they’ve STOPPED SELLING SEVEN FUCKING MODELS, including their flagships the Camry and Corolla. O. M. F’ing. G.
I have to take it in to the dealership for an oil change this week (we got a few free). I’m pretty sure I’m going to walk in with a t-shirt that reads “Ask Me About My Death Trap” and start loudly asking questions about whether I can get my money back on my death trap.
Toyota. Death trap. Toyota.
January 28th, 2010 at 11:03 am
you’re back!