Mouse On Mars: Varcharz
Wednesday, May 26th, 2010This is the sweet spot…right where you want to be. This is the perfect balance between dance hall rhythms and sounds, kickin’ melodies, and experimental glitch work.
Mouse On Mars, a duo from Dusseldorf, has been at it since 1993, so it’s no surprise that their 2006 release puts them leagues ahead of anybody else trying to do this kind of experimental dance-inspired music. Hell, this album is so good it puts them leagues ahead of just about anybody doing either experimental or dance music, much less just those doing a combination of the two.
Somebody, it might have been Beckers, told me about some study once that revealed that most people like the music they do based on the timbre of it more than any other quality. I don’t have a problem believing that, given my anecdotal observations of the world and their inferior (to mine, natch), illogical, and, quite frankly, wrong musical tastes. But it must be a tendency and not an absolute because if it were an absolute, Mouse On Mars, with their scrumptious, sensual sound, would be the biggest band on Earth. Still, it’s not hard to tell where these guys aren’t the most accessible band. This album was released on Ipecac, after all, and that pretty much entails chaos and sour sounds.
Otto Von Schirach kept his grooves going longer than Fantômas did before exploding them into blips, and Mouse On Mars keeps theirs going even longer, fully engaging your butt and your heart before pulling your head in the game, taking you from rump shaking to beard scratching and back again throughout the course of a song and the disc. And, yeah, like most electronic dance music, there are times when things get a bit repetitive, but, again, the sound is so warm and erotic that you just sink into the trance like a nap in the park on that first really warm spring day.
The real standouts are at the start of the disc. “Chartnok,” “I Go Ego Why Go We Go,” and “Düül” are all amazing. “Inocular – B” is like a lonesome didgeridoo in the outback played against a thumping, crowded club beat, which sounds like the most cheesy thing ever, but, as I’ve said, the sound is so gorgeous it somehow works. “Skik” could have been a great 8-bit video game song, which is a brilliant reaction to the Nintendo generation turning their favorite game music into guitar-driven rock. Even “One Day, Not Today,” which is almost without structure, is incredibly listenable, with its muted glitches strangely comforting you the way the distance of the world does during the Sunday stupids when recovering from a Saturday night done to the fullest.
Honestly, it’s hard to imagine a more perfect combination of dance rhythms, catchy melodies, and experimentation than this. You’ve got the perfect mix of immediate accessibility with the relistenability of all of the twists and turns of those crazy blips and bloops. Both of me love this.
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Mixers: “Chartnok,” “Inocular – B,” “Bertney,” “Retphase – A,” “Retphase – B,” “Retphase – C,” “Retphase – D,” “Retphase – E,” “Retphase – F,” “Retphase – G,” “Retphase – H,” “Retphase – K”
Keepers: everything else
Filed Between: Bob Mould (The Last Dog And Pony Show) and Mozart (Le Nozze Di Figaro, London Philharmonic Orchestra, cond. Georg Solti)










