Miss Piggy Lunchbox

Seems like Louis C. K. has run into MPL’s favorite commenter.  Here he asks himself a lot of the same questions I was faced with when I was insulted in the same way. H/T J-mez.

OMG, new greatest thing ever, an anti-virus software ad featuring one of my all-time favorite bands, Dokken

“Would you like to let Dokken have its way with your chicken…?”

I’ve watched this dozens of times and it makes me laugh every time.  Note that if you click through you can play with an interactive version and see an alternative ending.

For the record, this ad only contains two of the original members of Dokken, and, yes, I knew that it was missing bassist Jeff Pilson and guitarist George Lynch even before I went to look up the band’s current lineup.

Norton: Best. Anti-virus Software Ads. Ever.

This is one of my favorite sights in Seattle.  What a menu.

How are you not tempted to run in and have Extra Pork?

This sign, and the keys directly above it, were up for at least six months.  I called the number but it was no longer in service.  Today the sign is there with no keys.

When I loaded up Melvin’s Bullhead into iTunes, one of the pieces of data that came down with it was that it was at 192 BPM. Whoever put that joke in there, bravo. The idea that Melvins recorded anything at 192 beats per minute is preposterous, of course. Sometimes they don’t even get 192 beats on an album.

Is your computer screen dirty? Get the whole thing cleaned here.

H/T My Baby.

Your right to own a pit bull ends where my balls begin.

What a great thing to announce to all of your neighbors.  (Click on the pictures to get a better view and then look at the name of the second wifi point from the top.)

Really, I can’t believe it’s not me who did that.

By the time I get around to posting the latest funny Internet video, I assume most of you have seen it.  However, I know some of my audience doesn’t traffic in the faddy parts of the Internet, so I still like to highlight those that stand out for me.  And I love this one, which I first saw via Language Log, which makes this about the only interesting post ever on Language Log.