Miss Piggy Lunchbox

So one more of the most anti-gay politicians ever, a co-founder of the Family Research Council (now merged with Dobson’s Focus on the Family) and a leader in the movement, for lack of a better word, trying to convert gay people to heterosexuality, was found coming back from a European vacation with a male prostitute he found on rentboy.com.  Yawn, right?  I mean, who woulda guessed.

What makes this story that much better than all the rest, though, is his picture.

Remind anybody else of this Brain Candy sketch?

Part of me does feel bad for these fools for the amount of self-hatred they must suffer.  I wish they could all experience this moment:

Seems like Louis C. K. has run into MPL’s favorite commenter.  Here he asks himself a lot of the same questions I was faced with when I was insulted in the same way. H/T J-mez.

OMG, new greatest thing ever, an anti-virus software ad featuring one of my all-time favorite bands, Dokken

“Would you like to let Dokken have its way with your chicken…?”

I’ve watched this dozens of times and it makes me laugh every time.  Note that if you click through you can play with an interactive version and see an alternative ending.

For the record, this ad only contains two of the original members of Dokken, and, yes, I knew that it was missing bassist Jeff Pilson and guitarist George Lynch even before I went to look up the band’s current lineup.

Norton: Best. Anti-virus Software Ads. Ever.

This is one of my favorite sights in Seattle.  What a menu.

How are you not tempted to run in and have Extra Pork?

This sign, and the keys directly above it, were up for at least six months.  I called the number but it was no longer in service.  Today the sign is there with no keys.

When I loaded up Melvin’s Bullhead into iTunes, one of the pieces of data that came down with it was that it was at 192 BPM. Whoever put that joke in there, bravo. The idea that Melvins recorded anything at 192 beats per minute is preposterous, of course. Sometimes they don’t even get 192 beats on an album.

Is your computer screen dirty? Get the whole thing cleaned here.

H/T My Baby.

Your right to own a pit bull ends where my balls begin.

What a great thing to announce to all of your neighbors.  (Click on the pictures to get a better view and then look at the name of the second wifi point from the top.)

Really, I can’t believe it’s not me who did that.